#WHY IS ‘fuck gluttony’ A TAG…WAS THAT WHEN I THOUGHT HE WAS GREED…OH MY BABY…

[stanleyvampire14]

WE’RE SHOUTOUTING SNOW’S SIN BLOG BECAUSE I WANT MORE SINS @lord-of-the-bundle-of-sticks

PAPA. ME WANT. MORE SIN CONTENT. /ref

If you guys don’t go over there and give Sloth, Lust and Envy hugs— /hj

[possiblypeachy]

meet the muse.

i was tagged to do this by @cclkestis so thank u muchly my dear!! this was fun and i love Him a lot so *big eyes emoji*

i don’t have many people to tag?? maybe @resoluteshadow.... @vamprose?? idk ksdjskd who has ocs? i have no idea. if you see this and want to do it, tag me so i can coo over ur baby...

|| The Basics ||

Name: rhuvan

Nickname(s): he usually goes by ‘van’, despite the vehicle-related jokes. on occasion, people might call him ‘rhuv’ too but he doesn’t like that as much

Age: 116 years (slightly younger than syl but he never wants to admit it)

Species: fae

|| Personal ||

Alignment: chaotic good

Religious Belief: he’s agnostic at best. he likes the concept of lots of the beliefs passed down from his parents but does he believe? debatable.

Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath

Virtues: Chastity / Charity / Diligence / Humility / Kindness / Patience / Justice

Primary Goals In Life: to live a life filled with fun-- one where he doesn’t regret the path he took in the end. also, to have the most kickass collection of socks you’ve ever seen in your life.

Languages Known: fluent in the common tongue and sylvan (if he thinks about it hard enough). he knows a few useful phrases in other languages but i can’t say that he’s particularly talented in that respect.

Secrets: none, really. he’s an open person even if he doesn’t mean to be. besides, fae can’t lie so if anyone prods him about stuff, he kind of has to say these things anyway.

Quirks: when he’s tired, he twitches a lot. he also has the habit of poking his tongue into his canines when he’s thinking about a difficult situation. 

Savvies: being generally intimidating. talking his way out of things (though he’s just as good in a simple fistfight, really; depends on his mood as to which he’ll do)

|| Physical ||

Build: Slender / Scrawny / Bony / Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy / Obese / Other

Height: 5′11″

Weight: 164 lbs

Scars/Birthmarks: oh, far too many scars. he likes to show them off too. he has a particularly nasty one near his shoulder, thus his penchant for vests. he also likes to think that the thought that he can endure such wounds and survive wards away enemies.

Abilities/Powers: words are his biggest power, as is the fae way. while he usually takes a more violent approach than his sister, it’s usually advisable not to trust him when he speaks to you, lest you get charmed into doing things you’d rather not do.

Restrictions: as with all fae, he can’t lie (which sucks) and iron just isn’t a great thing for him at all. he’s also famously hot-headed, which as a result makes him rash and unlikely to even attempt to use any of his fae abilities in certain situations.

|| Favorites ||

Favorite Food: sugar snap peas, baby!! he’ll eat them whenever, wherever. a party? pass him those peas! a funeral? he’ll console himself with some sugary snappy pea goodness.

Favorite Drink: honestly, loves a good iced tea BUT specifically from that cafe near the docks. you know the one-- with the little fish statue outside.

Favorite Color: red. it’s fiery and bright and it compliments his hair nicely.

Favorite Music Genre: anything that’s popular at the time really. he’s not adverse to a good singalong in the car and is one of those people that you don’t expect to know all the words.

Favorite Book Genre: bold of you to assume that rhuvan has ever enjoyed reading as a leisure activity. 

Favorite Movie Genre: really wild comedies. i was sat watching ‘this is the end’ the other day and i thought ‘hmm van would really love how fucking crazy this movie is’.

Favorite Season: summer! no better excuse to walk around without a shirt on and showcase those horrible swimming trunks he bought two years ago.

Favorite Butt Type: he’s a connoisseur of asses-- why would he have a favourite? they’re all good in their own special way.

Favorite Swear Word: oh, he has a colourful vocabulary but his go to is probably “shit”. it’s easy, simple, and gets the point across well enough

Favorite Scent: he didn’t have a favourite smell until he noticed bastian’s cologne. now, he desperately tried to find out where the man puts it so he can steal some. the smell is hard to pinpoint but, god, it smells gorgeous

Favorite Quote:  “Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. It's like anything else. You can use it to build or to destroy. You just have to make the choice." -- jim butcher

|| Fun Stuff ||

“Boss” Theme Music: wow god i have no idea but this always makes me think of him

Loud Burper Or Soft Burper: Loud / Soft / Neither

Sings In The Shower: Yes / No (horrible voice)

Likes Bad Puns: Yes / No 

[autisticmob]

tagged by uhh nobody but allie @pundeserving kinda left it open and im swoocing in because its fun. you cant fuckng stop me.

Rules: Choose any three fandoms (in any order), answer the questions and tag 10 people you want to get to know better

I choose…

1. homed Stuck

2. mob psycho

3. fma

The first character you loved!

1. ARADIA like ok first panel she was in i saw her and i was like “telekinesis? kinda spooky?? oh shit my TYPE” and that was it. it helps that she turned out to be objectively the best homestuck character as well.

2. MOB HES SUCH A GOOD BOY!! like, he’s the first character you’re exposed to and he’s so good, I don’t think you can avoid loving him first.

3. i mean. it’s gotta be alphonse. like... what a sweet boy? all the bad shit happened to him and he deserved NONE of it, my poor fucking SON.

The character you never expected to love so much!

1. ok in all honesty, sollux. sollux is tied with aradia for my all time favorite homestuck character, but the only reason i ever paid any attention to him was because i happened to have some weird 3D sunglasses, and that meant he was the first character I was able to cosplay easily. but obviously if you pay enough attention to him you realize hes a fantastic boy. like hes a fatalistic douche and a massive weenie but he cares about his friends so much?? like to the point of repeated, kinda horrifying self-sacrifice? and he was 13!!! its so fucked up but he just is love his friends THAT MUCH and now I’m sobbing.

2. shou. it’s 100% because i watched the anime first, and he’s barely in it at all, so it’s hard to get a read on him from that. but obviously after reading the manga im like oh hes just a young chaos gay. a sweet baby boy who doesnt know shit except how to exploit psychic powers for fun and profit (and also revolution against his shitty dad.)

3. ed tbh? hes such a shit boy. like tbh i found him kind of annoying and unlikable at first? but he’s the protag, so you KNOW he’s gotta get that good good character development throughout the series, and he does! hes a lot more complex than he seems at first and even if he’s largely STUPID about his interpersonal relationships, that’s just because he’s, y’know, a literal child, and doesn’t mean he doesn’t care a whole fucking lot about his family/friends.

The character you relate to most!

1. dave. there is an ever-expanding running tally of outside sources which have pointed him out as my government-assigned homestuck kin and at this point it would be foolish to argue. rose is a CLOSE second.

2. mob. i have a whole post about why he’s so relatable to me but tl;dr he’s got mad issues with expressing emotions outwardly, but that doesnt mean he doesnt love his friends more than fucking ANYTHING and thats a mood

3. winry. special interest hell, no time for bullshit.

The character you’d slap!

1. andrew hussie the man himself... (among a number of other characters. it would take a lot to list all of them but just know orangeman is at the top of that list)

2. touchy hoe is the obvious answer, I think.

3. envy. the nonbinary representation i deserve and you’re coming in here with that hair?? that fucking crop top monstrosity?? get the fuck out.

Three favourite characters (in order of preference)!

1. aradia, sollux, dave

2. mob, shou, serizawa

3. alphonse, riza hawkeye, olivier armstrong. im gay, what do u want from me.

A character you liked at first but don’t anymore!

1. i had a phase toward the beginning of my time in the fandom where i really really liked eridan. i don’t like... DISLIKE him now or anything, but i just... don’t really care about him all that much anymore?

2. this is hard because my love for most mp100 characters has only grown over time. i guess mezato? again i dont DISLIKE her, i kinda thought she’d have more to her character than just manipulating mob for her own interests, but then she just... didn’t, really? which was disappointing, i thought there was more potential there.

3. most of the homunculi? tbh? they all seemed really interesting and honestly opening with greed’s arc the way they did I thought they’d all get more development than they did. like... envy got some, sort of, and pride/wrath kinda did too, but like. not enough to be satisfying. and then lust gluttony and sloth were just kinda... there? idk i understand WHY they didn’t all get individual arcs because like thatd be a mess but the fact that they didnt is why my interest in them kind of dwindled off over time. (aside from greed who was Very good the whole time.)

A character you did not like at first but do now!

1. She Who Must Not Be Discoursed. like at first i was like aight shes bitchy and terrible whatever im not interested but then as time went on i was like oh shes bitchy and terrible AND interesting. idk. still have mixed feelings about vriska and i absolutely will Not get into discourse about her but yeah shes Neat if nothing else.

2. teru... honey im sorry but before i watched mp100 everyone was like “wow i love teru!” and when i first saw him i was like “... okay why tho...” but I KNOW NOW. teru did a lot of things wrong, in his life, i know this and i love him.

3. roy mustang. literally didn’t give a shit about him for like... a lot of the time? toward the end i started warming up to him tho.

Three OTPs!

1. aradia<3sollux, sollux<>terezi, dave<3karkat. like... these are just some kids who genuinely care a lot about each other, and i like to cry about that sometimes.

2. teru/mob/takenaka is a good one. teru and takenaka both like mob because he likes them regardless of the fact that they are passive aggressive dicks. they continue to be passive aggressive dicks to Each Other for a while until they like, idk, actually talk to each other like real people and realize that they have shit in common and are actually capable of being decent. After this point they Will kill or die for each other (and mob still.)  serirei is of course a classic tale of two disaster gays. and then ritshou is VERY good. like. its SO fucked up how quickly they go from like one-sided crush, one-sided Mortal Enemy Status to just. Real Chill Bros in canon it makes no sense and my only explanation is that they were both so goddamn desperate for a meaningful connection with somebody their own age that they just. Settled for each other?? at which point they got VERY lucky because they both turned out to be genuinely good and sweet boys underneath all the trauma and questionable life choices.

3. ok ed and winry are okay and all, i get the appeal and stuff but like. WHY DO PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT ALL OF WINRY’S EXCELLENT GIRLFRIENDS? paninya?? an incredible option, 10/10 cyborg gf. sciezka? cryptid live-in gal pal. LET WINRY HAVE A TON OF GIRLFRIENDS, ITS WHAT SHE DESERVES!!

gonna tag...... uh. @whentvsfly @imhereformysciencefriends @margoslxix and i think most of the other people i wouldve tagged have already BEEN tagged so uhhh mutuals all of u DO it

[halfofxerxes-a]

Tagged by: @whclescme​

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name: Van Hohenheim. Well, if he’s feeling snarky he includes Thespus Bombastus because yeah, he remembered fuk u dwarf nickname(s):  Hoho, Mr. Ho, that bum, hermit, and his favorite Sunshine.  age:  uh old. 420. (actually it’s 450) species:  Human, augmented human. Philosopher’s Stone

|| personal ||

religious belief:  None, but acknowledges that there is a personification of Truth; but he wonders if that is simply what his brain can comprehend of it rather than it being an actual entity. He’s leaning toward it being a personification of the knowledge inside the gate, a conversation with what he learned rather than it being an actual Thing In The Gate (which is probably why Edward figured out how to beat it and not him t b h) sins:  lust / greed / gluttony / sloth / pride / envy / wrath virtues: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience ??? / justice primary goals in life:  Family. Death.  languages known: Xerxean, Xingese, Amestrian, various others. Quick with language. secrets: keeps journals on everyone he’s met. Most people have cute doodles in their entries because Hoho falls hopelessly in love with about 80% of the people he meets.  quirks:  Can’t stand water. Freaks him the fck out savvies:  a little ok at alchemy. Ok he’s a fucking master at alchemy and even without his stone he’s leagues above anyone else. Also he can rap like hell, but that doesn’t come up often. Is good at some forms of dance but dislikes showing people

|| physical ||

height:  6′1 weight:  idk ask Arakawa last time I gave a number it was Too Much. Somewhere around 200 pounds, I want to say 250 but I can’t visualize that very well   scars/birthmarks: Back is scared up and he has an old dog bite on his left side. I sometimes say right but I’m wrong, I gave it to his left. Obvs non-canon.  abilities/powers: alchemy and other science.  restrictions:  psychologically broken. Unable to truly trust anyone even if he says he does. Is held back by his empathy toward the souls inside of him, if he allowed them to fade into a conglomerate of screams, he would be able to move past the trauma of Xerxes, but as it is he’s stuck thinking about his old home more than what he’s doing in the moment and acting on what they want. Overly self critical and thoughtless in his outward actions.

|| favorites ||

favorite drink:  Water??? Juice is too sweet for him, and he doesn’t care for booze that much but drinks it because someone inside him was addicted. favorite pizza topping:  he doesn’t know what pizza is. (in the verses he does it’s anchovies) favorite color:  blue favorite music genre: whatever isn’t screaming. He’s got enough of that at home. favorite book genre: chemistry. favorite movie genre:  science. Boy does he love science documentaries. The ones that they’d show in a class to teach a core concept are the ones he adores. Get those hoky dramatizations out of there and bring the scientist back favorite season:  summer. Warm boi favorite butt type:  a butt attached to a good personality. favorite swear word: The ones he uses in Xerxean. He likes calling people goat fuckers among other things. favorite scent:  warm sand cooling after sunset. favorite quote:   the entirety of the periodic table.

|| fun stuff ||

bottom or top:  bottom sings in the shower: he avoids showering, when he has to he’s not thinking about singing likes bad puns:  only if he’s making them. morality:  lawful / neutral / chaotic / good? / neutral / evil build: slender / scrawny / bony / fit / athletic / herculean??? / baby-fat / pudgy / obese /other favorite food:  honey. theme music: yeah this is cheating also I just realized this was a choir of multiple voices but non-distinct from each other and the music itself was showing the nature of the stone from the fucking beginning and oh my god FMA is too good my dudes. their opinion on the mun: “I’m not really sure to make of Aang. We’ve been partners for a while now, and while there’s a lot of things about me they’re not pleased with, Aang still tolerates me to the point where they don’t really do anything else. That’s concerning, and I don’t want to be the reason they haven’t moved on with their life. Mostly it’s odd to comment my thoughts on them, because at the end of the day I’m still a half stolen creation that’s come to reside in their imagination, so my thoughts are ultimately their thoughts but filtered through a lens of the detachment of another person, and I think that’s important to keep in mind. Already they’ve done boneheaded things because they haven’t distanced themself enough from me, and the last thing I want to do is end up a voice in someone else’s head. Which is a weird want because I’m already just that, but the want for self care has to start somewhere. Final thoughts? Aang should get a muse that isn’t canonically depressed. Someone they can’t project their negative emotions onto. Ok, I’m done now. I have a lot more to say but I’mma stop there. No need dragging out this any longer.”

tagging: @xmemoriia @slothfulbear @zazaziing​ @crimsonandcarbon @deessedeopera